Was Obama Checking Out This Girl's Butt?
Saturday July 11, 2009

A seemingly incriminating photo has been making the rounds that appears to show
Barack Obama checking out the butt of a 16-year-old Brazilian girl at the G8 Summit. The
video, however, tells a different story. Obama instead seems to be offering his hand in a gentlemanly gesture to another woman walking up the steps.
The real culprit here is French President Nicolas Sarkozy, who is clearly gawking at the girl. Gotta love the French.
See the
photo, watch the
video, and judge for yourself.
When it comes to awkward diplomatic overtures, Obama is going to have to try a lot harder if he wants to live up to the legacy of President Bush, who once gave German Chancellor Angela Merkel an
uninvited neck massage at a G8 Summit.
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The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes
Friday July 10, 2009

"The Governor of Alaska,
Sarah Palin, has announced she is
stepping down. Friends of Governor Palin are saying that she is resigning because she is tired of attacks from the media. Thank God I didn't
say anything." ---David Letterman
"It's an emotional day. A lot of us are still mourning the loss of one of America's most entertaining figures, who left us all too soon. But don't worry, folks, Sarah Palin will be back. Comedians everywhere are
praying." -- Conan O'Brien
"Since resigning as governor, many say Sarah Palin is now going to spend some time working on her memoirs. Alaskans are saying they can't wait to start reading Palin's memoirs and then quit
halfway through." --Conan O'Brien
"In a recent study, the United States was ranked the 114th happiest country in the world. Then Sarah Palin stepped down. Now we're at 17." --Conan O'Brien
"Anybody here from Minnesot? Congratulations, you have a brand new senator, our old friend,
Al Franken. Al is an interesting guy. Went from being a comedian to politician.
George Bush, the other way around." --David Letterman
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Wednesday July 8, 2009

As Sarah Palin prepares to step down as governor, we salute her unforgettable time in the national limelight by looking back at her
political life in pictures. OK, they're fake pictures, but they tell a story of a woman who is destined for a higher comedic calling.
Letterman Contributed to Palin's Resignation
Joking about Sarah Palin's resignation Monday night,
David Letterman quipped, "Was it something I said?"
As it turns out, the answer is yes.

Sarah Palin's attorney, Thomas Van Flein said in an
interview with CNN that
Letterman's jokes about Palin and her daughter contributed to her decision to resign.
"When people don't accept normal bounds of decency making jokes like that about children, maybe this is not good for the state right now," Van Flein said. "And maybe somebody else who is not the subject, and whose family is not the subject of this scrutiny, can move the state forward."
So let's get this straight, Palin was prepared to
stare down Putin and
nuke Ahmadinejad, but a comedian proved too much for her? Lord only knows what she had in store for the likes of Letterman and
Tina Fey if she were ever given the power to torture people.
'Department of Law' to Protect President Palin

Sarah Palin's says she resigned because she's been hounded by too many ethics investigations. So what if she were president?
Her
answer to that question has been added to our list of the
10 dumbest Sarah Palin quotes of all time:
"I think on a national level your Department of Law there in the White House would look at some of the things that we've been charged with and automatically throw them out," Palin told ABC News.
Sorry, Sarah, there is no Department of Law, but you may have better luck with the
Department of Homeland Hilarity.
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Sarah Palin Resignation Jokes
Tuesday July 7, 2009

Sarah Palin may be leaving office, but she still holds the title of
national laughingstock, and likely will for the foreseeable future.
The
Palin jokes are sure to keep coming, especially now that she has supplied comedians with a fresh supply of fodder from her
bizarre resignation announcement. Here's the first batch of what is certain to be a steady new stream of late-night jokes about the soon-to-be former governor:
"There was a surprising announcement over the weekend. The governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, is leaving office. She's stepping down. Something I said?" –David Letterman, referring to his
feud with Palin
"President Obama right now is in Russia. Obama went there because from Russia you can actually see Sarah Palin cleaning out her office in Alaska." –Conan O'Brien
"I was talking to a lady here in the audience, she was from Alaska and we were wondering about this. How does a thing like this work? She steps down and she's no longer the governor of Alaska. And we figured it out: Miss Congeniality steps up and is now the governor of Alaska." –David Letterman
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Letterman's Top Ten Messages on Sarah Palin's Answering Machine
10. "Hi, it's George W. Bush. Why didn't anyone tell me resigning was an option?"
9. "It's John McCain--Why did I call?"
8. "Mark Sanford here. Ever been to Argentina?"
7. "I'm calling from Geico to see if you want to renew your dogsled insurance"
6. "It's Letterman. We still cool?"
5. "McCain again. Still no idea why I called"
4. "Hi, it's the dry cleaner. Having trouble getting caribou blood out of your Prada jacket"
3. "Hi, it's Sarah...Oops...Dialed my own number"
2. "Schwarzenegger here. If you want a job, California could use a new governor"
1. "Hey, it's McCain. Who would've thought you'd retire before I did"
Top 5 Best Quotes About Palin's Resignation
1. "I have said Sarah Palin's political ambition combined with her intellect is like putting a jet engine on a golf cart; lots of horse power and no steering capabilities. Today she proved it." --Alaska blogger
Shannyn Moore, whom Sarah Palin is
threatening to sue
2. "Sarah Palin decided to chuck her responsibilities but still wants to have an impact on public debate. So what does that make her, a community organizer?" –NPR's
Michel Martin
3. "Watching Sarah Palin's press conference on Friday was like watching a drunk seal trying to land a plane, or in basketball terms (which Sarah prefers) like watching a grade-schooler try to score on Kobe while jabbering inanely." --Huffington Post blogger
David Stemler
4. "Caribou Barbie is one nutty puppy." --New York Times columniust
Maureen Dowd
5. "I think Sarah Palin is on the verge of becoming the Miami Vice of American politics: Something a lot of people once thought was cool and then 20 years later look back, shake their heads and just kind of laugh." --Republican media consultant
Todd Harris
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