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"I feel bad for Barack Obama. He's got the Benghazi scandal, the IRS scandal, and the FBI wiretapping phones. The president is in so much trouble politically, he's thinking about killing bin Laden again." -David Letterman

"White House officials insist that President Obama knew nothing about the IRS scandal until we all heard about it in the news last week. They said because there was an investigation under way, it would have been inappropriate to tell him. And besides, he was too busy not knowing anything about Benghazi." -Jay Leno

"Last night at midnight, former Congressman Anthony Weiner officially announced in an online video that he is running for mayor of New York. Nothing says 'I put my sleazy past behind me' like showing a video on the Internet at midnight." -Conan O'Brien

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America's political divide appears to be growing more hopeless with every passing month. But it's also becoming more hilarious, as evidenced by the battle of irreverent bumper stickers taking place on our nation's roadways.

We'll leave it to you to decide who's winning by viewing this roundup of the funniest political bumper stickers we've come across recently.

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Check out our weekly roundup of the best political cartoons by today's top cartoonists, covering topics such as the Benghazi, IRS AP phone scandals, and more.

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Happy birthday to Tina Fey, who turns 43 today. As a tribute, we've compiled some of the best Tina Fey quotes of all time:

"On Fox News, they address her as Governor Palin. Which is like calling me 'Dairy Queen employee.' I was once, but I quit." —Tina Fey

"Politics aside, the success of Sarah Palin and women like her is good for all women -- except, of course, those who will end up, you know, like, paying for their own rape kit 'n' stuff. But for everybody else, it's a win-win. Unless you're a gay woman who wants to marry your partner of 20 years-- whatever. But for most women, the success of conservative women is good for all of us. Unless you believe in evolution. You know -- actually, I take it back. The whole thing's a disaster." —Tina Fey

"Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue. In what other profession would you brag about not knowing stuff? 'I'm not one of those fancy Harvard heart surgeons. I'm just an unlicensed plumber with a dream and I'd like to cut your chest open.' The crowd cheers." —Tina Fey, Bossypants

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A roundup of the best late-night jokes about the Benghazi, IRS and AP scandals enveloping the Obama administration:

"Here's the problem. When you get scandals in Washington -- like the IRS, Benghazi, and the FBI -- it really gets in the way of not getting things done. If they don't fix these crises pretty soon, honest to God, it could bring gridlock to a screeching halt." --David Letterman

"The IRS has admitted they were targeting conservative groups. President Obama called it outrageous and said he would immediately have his Benghazi investigators look into it." --Jay Leno

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Happy birthday to Stephen Colbert, who turns 49 today. As a tribute, we've compiled some of the best Stephen Colbert quotes of all time:

"Contraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, the exact same way that fire extinguishers cause fires." —Stephen Colbert

"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." —Stephen Colbert

"If you ignore something long enough, it will go away. Just look at Sarah Palin." —Stephen Colbert

"Why would we go to war on women? They don't have any oil." —Stephen Colbert

"Agnostics are just atheists without balls." —Stephen Colbert

"Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity." —Stephen Colbert

"The 'truthiness' is, anyone can read the news to you. I promise to feel the news...at you.'' —Stephen Colbert

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Check out our weekly roundup of the best political cartoons by today's top cartoonists, covering topics such as Benghazi, military sexual assaults, Mark Sanford's election to Congress, and more.

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Happy birthday to the great George Carlin, who would have been 76 today. As a tribute, here are some of his funniest and most poignant political quotes of all time.

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Comedians are rejoicing in the election victory of Mark Sanford, the disgraced former governor who became a national laughingstock after he supposedly went hiking the Appalachian Trail and instead wound up in Argentina chasing tail.

Every comedian, that is, except Stephen Colbert, whose sister, Elizabeth Colbert Busch, lost to Sanford in the special election for a House seat in South Carolina.

Here are some of the best jokes and tweets about Sanford's return to Congress:

"My sister lost. How could this happen? I was so sure Lulu had won because CNN called it for Sanford." -Stephen Colbert

"What can I say? The voters of South Carolina have spoken. Mark Sanford beat my sister, and I believe that means Mark Sanford is now my sister. And on behalf of my entire family, I want to say we're deeply sorry about him." -Stephen Colbert

"Former South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford is the guy who told his wife he was going for a hike and then went to Argentina to see his girlfriend. He was then exposed as an unethical, lying, cheating weasel. In a stunning comeback, he has been elected to Congress, where he'll fit right in." -Jay Leno

"I remind all you conservative Christians celebrating Mark Sanford's win that Leviticus commands you to stone adulterers." -John Fugelsang

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