Late-Night Jokes: Schwarzenegger and the Recall

"Here's how bad California looks to the rest of the country. People in Florida are laughing at us." —Jay Leno

"Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California's schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me." —Conan O'Brien

"Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language." —Conan O'Brien

"Finally, a candidate who can explain the Bush administration's positions on civil liberties in the original German." —Bill Maher, on Schwarzenegger

"Arianna Huffington's former husband Michael — he's the gay ex-congressman — he has endorsed Arnold. So this is the second time he's left Arianna for another man." —Jay Leno
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