Bush Drops Dog, Hilarity Ensues
Tuesday September 2, 2003
In the latest sign that he is drinking again, President Bush dropped his dog Barney on the head as a crowd of children watched in horror. David Letterman presents the Top 10 Things Overheard at Bush's Labor Day Barbecue (#10: "After 35 days of vacation, I think I've earned a day off"). And speaking of presidential hijinks, The Washington Monthly evaluates which of the four most recent presidents told the biggest whoppers with its "Mendacity Index."Joke of the Day:
"U.S. intelligence sources now tell us they think Iraqi defectors were telling some pretty tall tales about weapons of mass destruction programs just to get money, visas and asylum. Just to give you an idea of how dangerous this was, for a couple of days there, some of the stuff they were making up got mixed with some of the stuff we were making up and Bush actually thought Iraq was attacking." —Bill Maher
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Comments
He didn’t drop it, you mindless Leftist piece of trash.
He handed it to one of the girls, and it slipped through her arms and fell on the ground.
You pinko lowlifes will say anything to soil Bush’s presidency, but you regard the current disaster of an administration as perfect.