Supreme Court Overturns Gore's Endorsement of Dean

From the Borowitz Report: "Just moments after former Vice President Al Gore endorsed former Vermont Governor Howard Dean for President in Harlem yesterday, the Supreme Court overturned his endorsement by a 5-4 margin.

"The Court, finding the former Vice President’s endorsement of Mr. Dean unconstitutional, transferred his endorsement to President George W. Bush instead." Read more...

To view a series of editorial cartoons about Gore's endorsement of Dean, click here.

For David Letterman's "Top 10 Reasons Al Gore Endorsed Howard Dean," click here.

Joke of the Day
"Howard Dean was endorsed by former Vice President Al Gore and now he is getting advice from Al Gore. And I'm thinking, who better to give advice than the guy who couldn't even get elected with the most votes?" —David Letterman
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