Republican Convention Schedule Highlights
Friday August 27, 2004
6:35 p.m. Burning of Bill of Rights (Excluding 2nd Amendment)
7:35 p.m. Serve Freedom Fries
10:35 p.m. Bush Demonstration of Trademark Deer-in-Headlights Stare
11:10 p.m. Hilary Clinton Pinata
11:35 p.m. Blame Clinton
12:00 a.m. Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord
Read more convention highlights, plus check out an alternative schedule featuring the presentation of the Confederate colors by Rush Limbaugh and the anointment of John Ashcroft with Crisco oil. And in case you missed it, you can also view the Democratic convention schedule.
Late-Night Jokes
"The Republicans are in town and they're going to be in town doing two things — slander John Kerry and try to get laid. " —David Letterman
Read more jokes about the GOP convention
• Related: RNC Humor, Today's Jokes, About.com Election Coverage
7:35 p.m. Serve Freedom Fries
10:35 p.m. Bush Demonstration of Trademark Deer-in-Headlights Stare
11:10 p.m. Hilary Clinton Pinata
11:35 p.m. Blame Clinton
12:00 a.m. Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord
Read more convention highlights, plus check out an alternative schedule featuring the presentation of the Confederate colors by Rush Limbaugh and the anointment of John Ashcroft with Crisco oil. And in case you missed it, you can also view the Democratic convention schedule.
Late-Night Jokes
"The Republicans are in town and they're going to be in town doing two things — slander John Kerry and try to get laid. " —David Letterman
Read more jokes about the GOP convention
• Related: RNC Humor, Today's Jokes, About.com Election Coverage
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