Zell Miller, still frothing at the mouth after his nationally televised fit of apoplectic rage, challenges "Hardball's" Chris Matthews to a duel. (Watch video)Michael Moore fires back at Sen. John McCain after being slammed as a "disingenuous filmmaker," and sings the praises of the Bush twins.
President Bush's dog Barney makes his campaign debut in a painfully unfunny spoof video screened at the convention.
"The Daily Show" covers Zell Miller's convention speech and presents a revealing mockumentary film about Bush's presidency and his war with words.
WhiteHouse.org provides complete satirical transcripts of Bush's acceptance speech, Zell Miller's tirade, and the Bush twins' profound remarks.
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During a mic check prior to his convention speech, President Bush said, "Four score and seven years ago. We have come here to dedicate a portion of it as a final resting place." Then looking at the assembled reporters: "My fellow Americans of the press corps, especially the cameramen, tax relief is on the way. Don't spend it all in one place. Thank you very much."
Now we know where the Bush twins get their sense of humor.
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