Presidential Debate Drinking Game

Drink One Sip If:
Anyone says "Halliburton"
Anyone says "flip flop"

Drink Two Sips If:
Bush says "cut and run"
Kerry brings up Bush's "Mission Accomplished" moment

Finish Your Glass If:
Anyone in the audience gets dragged out of the auditorium
Anyone attempts to speak Spanish to pander to Latinos

Do a Shot If:
Bush mentions the deficit
Bush accuses Kerry of being "French on terrorism"

Finish the Bottle If:
Anyone challenges anyone to a duel
The moderator rips off his mask to reveal his true identity is Karl Rove

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