"If you watched the debates the other night, you know Cheney claimed that was the first he'd ever met Edwards, which turns out was not true. They'd actually met on three other occasions, once at a prayer breakfast, once on 'Meet the Press,' and one crazy night at a motel in Encino." —Jay Leno"The most amazing part of the debate was when Dick Cheney told John Edwards in his Darth Vader voice, 'John, I am your father.'" —Jay Leno
"Good news for John Edwards. If he doesn't win in November, he now has a firm offer to be the new host of the 'Family Feud.'" —David Letterman
Read more jokes about Dick Cheney, John Edwards, and the vice presidential debate.
Watch "Debate Wars," an amusing remixed video featuring Cheney as Darth Vader and Edwards as Luke Skywalker.
View political cartoons from around the country about the Cheney-Edwards debate.
Read David Letterman's "Top 10 Things Going Through Dick Cheney's Mind At This Moment" (#9: "Hopefully he won't mention Halibur — oh crap").
Watch "The Daily Show's" coverage of the the Cheney-Edwards smackdown — a battle between "student council kissass and troll under the bridge."
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