"During the debate, Bush was asked by a lady to name three mistakes he's made. And Bush responded, 'This debate, the last debate and the next debate.'" —Bill Maher

"(Friday's) debate in St. Louis will be before an audience made up entirely of undecided voters. That creates a huge dilemma for Kerry. Does he stand on stage beside Bush or sit in the audience with all the other people who can't make up their minds?" —Jay Leno

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Quote of the Week
"I heard there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —President George W. Bush, second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

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