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Animation: The Office of Truth Enhancement
Cartoons: Gonzalez Torture Memo
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Late-Night Jokes
""The United States has stopped searching for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. So two years of looking, one war and the closest we came to it was a pound and a half of rancid mutton." —David Letterman

"As you know there's been a big shake up over at CBS new over the story about President Bush and the falsified National Guard records. CBS issued a report saying that '60 Minutes' was mislead by an unreliable source. Yeah, I think his name was Dan Rather." —Jay Leno

Quote of the Week
"Don't cheerleaders all over America form pyramids six to eight times a year. Is that torture?" —Guy Womack, attorney for Charles Graner, accused ringleader in the Iraq prisoner abuse scandal, in opening arguments of the reservist sergeant's court-martial