State of Disunion

"It was a long, dull speech. Halfway through, Ted Kennedy sent drinks over to the Bush twins." —David Letterman, on Bush's State of the Union Address

"President Bush was interrupted forty times by applause and twice to look up a word in the dictionary." —David Letterman

"Tonight in his speech, President Bush introduced his plan for Social Security. His plan: take the security part out of it." —Jay Leno

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State of the Union Video Remix
Watch an amusing remixed version of last year's State of the Union Address, in which President Bush talks tough and threatens the world.

State of the Union Address Drinking Game
Every time Bush says:
Mandate = 1 drink
"Nukular” = 1 drink
Iyad Allawi = 1 drink
God (or any euphemism for God) = 2 drinks
Michael Moore = Stuff food in your mouth and drool
"Don't mess with Texas!" = Locate the nearest Texan; mess with him/her; then drink
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More State of the Union Hilarity
• Bush Kisses Joe Lieberman (Video)
• Transcript of Bush's State of the Union Address (White House.org)
• State of the Union Cartoons (Pro Cartoonists Index)
• The Old Deal ('The Daily Show')
• Top 10 Surprises In Bush's State Of The Union Address (Letterman)

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