Bush Jokes

"Bush finally got to the real reason for the trip — give us money for Iraq. ... It's the Bush version of the Pottery Barn rule — we broke it, you bought it." —Jon Stewart, on Bush's European tour

"Bush said he would never answer (the marijuana) question because he wants to set a good example for kids. He doesn't ever want them to say 'Hey Daddy, President Bush tried marijuana, so I will.' So now instead when parents say 'Son, you been smoking dope?' they can say 'Hey Daddy, President Bush didn't answer that question and I'm not going to answer it either.'" —Jay Leno, on the emergence of secret tape recordings in which Bush admitted to marijuana use

"The president said today the U.S. does not intend to attack Iran but then he said quote 'but you never want a president to say never.' And he said if his position does change he will make that information public in a time-honored appropriate manner — by leaking it to a gay prostitute." —Bill Maher

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