1. Home
  2. Entertainment
  3. Political Humor
photo of Daniel Kurtzman

Daniel Kurtzman's Political Humor Blog

By Daniel Kurtzman, About.com Guide to Political Humor since 2000

Baseball Steroids Scandal Jokes

Wednesday March 16, 2005
"Congress investigating steroids. It's kind of ironic, isn't it? Ted Kennedy asking somebody how their head got so big." —Jay Leno

"There's a congressional committee now investigating steroid use in Major League Baseball and so far they have subpoenaed a bunch of folks to testify about the use of steroids — Jason Giambi, subpoenaed; Sammy Sosa, subpoenaed; Curt Schilling, subpoenaed; Janet Reno, subpoenaed." —David Letterman

Read more jokes about the baseball steroids scandal...

Read Letterman's "Top 10 Questions Congress Forgot To Ask Baseball Players," plus check out editorial cartoons and a funny "Daily Show" video clip about the baseball steroids scandal.

Related: Today's Jokes | Today's Videos | Today's Cartoons

Comments

No comments yet. Leave a Comment

Leave a Comment

Line and paragraph breaks are automatic. Some HTML allowed: <a href="" title="">, <b>, <i>, <strike>

Explore Political Humor

About.com Special Features

The Best Top 40 Pop Songs

Is your favorite song on our list? More >

New TV Dramas

Get a jump on all the new dramas coming soon to your living room. More >

  1. Home
  2. Entertainment
  3. Political Humor

©2009 About.com, a part of The New York Times Company.

All rights reserved.