"Hmmm, time to buy." —Fox News Anchor Brit Hume, sharing his "first thought" following the London terrorist attacks as he eyed the low futures market

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"Sandra Day O'Connor is retiring from the Supreme Court and now a number of special interest groups are pressuring President Bush on the selection for Supreme Court nominees. Some want Bush to nominate a women, some want a man, some want an African American, some want a Caucasian. You know what that means, who the perfect nomination is? Michael Jackson." —Jay Leno

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