Joke of the Week

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Bushism of the Week
"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you." —President Bush, Gulfport, Miss., Sept. 20, 2005

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Idiotic Quote of the Week
"I do know that it's true that if you wanted to reduce crime, you could, if that were your sole purpose, you could abort every black baby in this country, and your crime rate would go down." —Bill Bennett, former Education Secretary and author of "The Book of Virtues," on his radio show

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