The Late-Night Comedians on Harriet Miers

"She's never been a judge before, never served on the bench. This is part of President Bush's strategy of surrounding himself with people who are also in over their heads." —Jay Leno, on Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers

"Harriet Miers, as you know, has no experience. Apparently no experience is the main requirement to be a Bush appointee." —David Letterman

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Bill Maher rants about Harriet Miers and Bush's blatant cronyism.

"The Daily Show" reports on Harriet Miers' political rise and the White House's efforts to reassure the right about her conservative philosophy — in code.

Idiotic Sound Bite of the Week
"I think with a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, you can't play, you know, hide the salami, or whatever it's called." —Democratic Party Chairman Howard Dean, urging President Bush to make public Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers's White House records, MSNBC's Hardball (Watch video clip)

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