The 25 Funniest Quotes of 2005

#24: "I sometimes feel that Alfred E. Neuman is in charge in Washington. " —Sen. Hillary Clinton, describing President Bush's attitude toward tough issues with Newman's catchphrase "What, me worry?"

#4: "I'm especially looking forward to meeting Karl Rove ... Smart men like him are so sexy. I know that he's against gay marriage, but I think I can convince him that a little girl-on-girl action now and then isn't so bad!" —Porn star/former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey, on being invited to dine with President Bush

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