Dick Cheney Action Figure

Dick Cheney's hunting accident has been immortalized by a toy manufacturer, which has just realesed a Cheney action figure. The "You Don't Know Dick" action doll comes complete with shotgun, urban camo pants, retractable-spike kick shoes, and, naturally, a scowl.

"A Web site called HeroBuilders.com is now selling a Dick Cheney action figure. The nice thing is the Cheney action figure fits right into your back pocket, so you can walk around and pretend you're an oil company executive." —Jay Leno

See also: Cheney Hunting T-Shirts & Gag Gifts

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