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I'm The Decider

By April 20, 2006

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In what is sure to go down as one of his more memorable sound bites, President Bush declared this week, "I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. And what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of Defense." (Listen to the audio clip or watch the video)

Let the mockery commence: Listen to "I'm The Decider," a parody set to the tune of The Beatles' "I Am the Walrus."

"I am me and Rummy's he, Iraq is free and we are all together.
See the world run when Dick shoots his gun, see how I lie
I'm Lying...

"Sitting on my own brain, waiting for the end of days
Corporation profits, Bloody oil money
I'm above the law and I'll decide what's right or wrong

"I am the egg head, I'm the Commander, I'm the Decider
Koo-Koo-Kachoo
The chart-busting hit is currently the runaway leader in the Huffington Post's "Contagious Festival."

Meanwhile, in Washington City, the corridors of power were menaced by crippling indecision until...The Decider. Watch the first and second adventure-packed installments of the The Decider comic book, courtesy of The Daily Show.

Do you support The Decider? Or are you undecided? Either way, some amusing Decider t-shirts and gag gifts are available through CafePress.

Related: Bushisms | Funny Video Clips | Daily Show Clips | Bush Pics

Comments

April 25, 2006 at 4:40 pm
(1) Jen says:

That’s the funniest friggin’ thing I’ve heard in a while. Here are the complete lyrics:

I’M THE DECIDER
(Koo-Koo-Ka-Choo)

I am me and Rummy’s he, Iraq is free and we are all together
See the world run when Dick shoots his gun, see how I lie
I’m Lying…

Sitting on my own brain, waiting for the end of days
Corporation profits, Bloody oil money
I’m above the law and I’ll decide what’s right or wrong

I am the egg head, I’m the Commander, I’m the Decider
Koo-Koo-Kachoo

Baghdad city policeman sitting pretty little targets in a row
See how they die when the shrapnel flies see mothers cry
I’m Lying…I’m Ly-ing…I’m Lying…I’m Ly-ing

Yellow cake uranium, imaginary WMD’s
Declassifying facts, exposing secret agents
Tax cuts for the wealthy leaving all the poor behind

CHORUS

Sitting in the White house garden talking to the Lord
My thoughts would be busy busy hatching If I only had a brain

CHORUS

December 10, 2006 at 9:07 pm
(2) Rich says:

Great stuff! I have that song stuck in my head now, it is hilarious!

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