"These broads are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by griefparrazies. I have never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much."Attacking four outspoken widows whom she dubs "The Witches of East Brunswick," Coulter also writes:
"By the way, how do we know their husbands weren't planning to divorce these harpies? Now that their shelf life is dwindling, they'd better hurry up and appear in Playboy."Needless to say, Coulter has been getting crucified by her godless critics:
MSNBC's Keith Olbermann: "Honestly, if you were Ann Coulter's attorney at a sanity hearing, where could you possibly start?" (Watch video clip)
David Letterman: "Here's what we know about Ann Coulter. She's blonde, she's single, and well, maybe someone will set her up with O.J."
Letterman: "Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi was the world's most unhinged lunatic. He's now dead. So that moves Ann Coulter up to first place."
Jay Leno: "Donald Rumsfeld said Al-Zarqawi was mean, vicious and hateful. So you know what that means? Ann Coulter could be next."
Leno: "Yesterday was 666. ... And the devil did not show up yesterday, unless of course you're a Democrat watching Ann Coulter on the Today Show."
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