Bush's Most Embarrassing Moment: Cast Your Vote
Thursday July 20, 2006
In his six years in office, President Bush has committed so many memorable gaffes, it's been like watching a bad slapstick comedy routine.This week's cursing and groping episodes rank right up there with Bush's most outstanding feats of buffoonery, but it's hard to choose a single crowning triumph. That's why we're asking for your help.
What is Bush's single most embarrassing moment to date? You be the decider:
1) Groping Germany's Chancellor (Details) — VOTE
2) Cursing to Tony Blair With Mouth Full of Food (Details) — VOTE
3) Being Thwarted By Locked Doors (Details) — VOTE
4) Dropping His Dog (Details) — VOTE
5) His "Fool Me Once" Gaffe (Details) — VOTE
6) Declaring Himself "The Decider" (Details) — VOTE
7) Fiddling With A Guitar While New Orleans Drowned (Details) — VOTE
8) Reading "My Pet Goat" During the 9/11 Attacks (Details) — VOTE
9) Asking For a Potty Break at a UN Meeting (Details) — VOTE
10) Choking on a Pretzel (Details) — VOTE
Because it was hard to whittle down the list to a mere 10, we've also included some of the runners-up for your reading and viewing pleasure:
Picking His Nose at a Rangers Game
Telling Brownie He Was Doing 'A Heck of a Job'
Thinking of New Ways to Harm Our Country
Being Violated By A Turkey
Wiping His Glasses on Letterman's Assistant
His Smirking and Scowling 2004 Debate Performance
The Yawning Boy Episode
Joking About His Failure to Find WMDs
Falling Off A Segway Scooter
Taunting Iraq Insurgents to "Bring 'Em On"
The Major League A**hole Gaffe
The One-Fingered Victory Salute
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Comments
Embarrassing for whom? Certainly not for the perfect little AH, but our nation is cringing.
What a pathetic specimen. Being an utter embarrassment to your country on the international stage really ought to be an impeachable offense.
He’s been a bumbling buffoon his entire life. Apparently, neither his family, nor the state of Texas is easily embarrassed. He has become a laughingstock the world over, an embarrassment to all, but especially to anyone who was foolish enough to vote for him.
How about “Brownie, you’re doing a heck of a job?” That’s got to rank right up there.
What’s tragic is that his bumbling and incompetence has cost people their lives.
Billy Carter, Gore’s kiss, BHO’s 57 states, Hitlery’s push the button “The One” wants to send $900,000,000.00 to rebuild Gaza (Hamas – terrorists) and Hitlery thinks it’s a good idea. This pencil neck 100% proven liberal wimp in chief has got to be the dumbest person ever elected to be president in the history of our country. By the way he is black. Here are some more black heroes Sheila Jackson (Where’s the camera?) Lee, Charlie (tax cheat) Rangel, Al (bribes) Charlatan, William (bribes) Jefferson, John (just stupid) Conyers, Monica (bribes) Conyers, Kwame (sexual indiscretion) Kilpatrick. Keep sending us your greatest and finest. Just remember as you are hiding under your bed like all the other cowardly liberal democrats when “the one’s” homeland security allows the bad guys in for a repeat of 9/11 that, President G. W. Bush that you insult so freely kept your cowardly butts safe for both of his terms in office.