• Watch The Daily Show's coverage of the joke debacle, with Samantha Bee on Kerry losing elections he's not even in, Jon Stewart on Kerry's comic stylings, and Aasif Mandiv on how to properly deliver jokes about Iraq.

• Stephen Colbert tries to make sense of Kerry's joke.

• David Letterman has the Top 10 John Kerry Excuses. #7: "Just displaying that famous wit that cost him the 2004 election."

• Jay Leno: "President Bush demanded that Kerry apologize. Can you imagine that -- Bush demanding an apology for someone stumbling over his words? ... Kerry should have tried the Bush strategy: say so many stupid things, no one cares anymore."

• Conan O'Brien: "Senator John Kerry is in trouble for making a joke about soldiers being uneducated. As a result, Kerry promised to stop making jokes and stick to boring people."

• Jimmy Kimmel: "I think it's important to note that nobody hates the troops more than decorated war hero John Kerry. We're all very, very lucky that we have draft-dodgers like George Bush and Dick Cheney to point that out to us." --Jimmy Kimmel

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