Crazy Astronaut Jokes
Thursday February 8, 2007
Due to popular demand, we interrupt our regularly scheduled political ridicule to bring you late-night jokes about Lisa Nowak, the diaper-wearing astronaut/would-be kidnapper:
"How about that astronaut? She’s been up in the space station and she goes wacky and she puts on a wig and a diaper and drives 900 miles. I’m sorry, call me old fashioned, but I don’t recall Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong getting all worked up like this. That’s just what we need, a bunch of sex-crazed astronauts up there hitting on Martians." --David Letterman
"I thought the only space traveler who wore a wig and an adult diaper was William Shatner." –David Letterman
"Have you been following the story of this female astro-nut? She drove 900 miles from Houston Texas to Orlando, Fla., to confront the woman who was her romantic rival. She drove the whole time wearing a diaper so she didn’t have to stop and pee. And let me tell you something ladies, nothing turns a man on more than a woman with a full diaper." --Jay Leno
"When she was arrested, she was carrying a wig, a steel mallet, some duct tape, and a knife. Or as OJ calls it, an overnight bag." --Jay Leno
Read more crazy astronaut jokes…
See also:
The Daily Show on Crazy Astronaut Lady
David Letterman’s Top 10 Signs An Astronaut Is Trying To Kill You
Editorial Cartoons: Angry Lovesick Diaper Astronaut
Astronaut's Arrest is Launchpad for Jokes
"How about that astronaut? She’s been up in the space station and she goes wacky and she puts on a wig and a diaper and drives 900 miles. I’m sorry, call me old fashioned, but I don’t recall Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong getting all worked up like this. That’s just what we need, a bunch of sex-crazed astronauts up there hitting on Martians." --David Letterman
"I thought the only space traveler who wore a wig and an adult diaper was William Shatner." –David Letterman
"Have you been following the story of this female astro-nut? She drove 900 miles from Houston Texas to Orlando, Fla., to confront the woman who was her romantic rival. She drove the whole time wearing a diaper so she didn’t have to stop and pee. And let me tell you something ladies, nothing turns a man on more than a woman with a full diaper." --Jay Leno
"When she was arrested, she was carrying a wig, a steel mallet, some duct tape, and a knife. Or as OJ calls it, an overnight bag." --Jay Leno
Read more crazy astronaut jokes…
See also:
The Daily Show on Crazy Astronaut Lady
David Letterman’s Top 10 Signs An Astronaut Is Trying To Kill You
Editorial Cartoons: Angry Lovesick Diaper Astronaut
Astronaut's Arrest is Launchpad for Jokes
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