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By Daniel Kurtzman, About.com Guide to Political Humor since 2000

Homer Simpson for President

Friday May 18, 2007
Homer Simpson for President Homer Simpson appeared on the Late Show With David Letterman to present the "Top Ten Reasons Why I (Homer Simpson) Should Be the Next President":

10. I'm smarter than the last guy.
9. With an oval office, I can't bump into anything.
8. Fox News is already on my side.
7. I will take full advantage of the free food that comes with the job.
6. I have enormous experience apologizing for failed decisions.
5. I will appoint a Secretary of Donuts.
4. I will be the Secretary of Donuts.
3. My middle name isn't Hussein ... anymore.
2. My vice president will be Mayor McCheese.
1. Kick-ass inauguration party! Bring a six pack and you're in

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