Scooter Libby Jokes

"Scooter Libby was found guilty of perjury, obstruction, and making false statements -- or as the White House calls it, a press conference." --Bill Maher

"I say if Bush doesn't pardon him, at least he should give him a new nickname, because if you have Scooter on the back of your prison jump suit, you are just asking for it." --Bill Maher

"Some speculate President Bush will pardon Libby right before he serves jail time, while others ... know he will." --Jon Stewart

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