Is Jenna Bush Pregnant?
Thursday August 16, 2007
She's been known for her many wild antics over the years, but now first daughter Jenna Bush is settling down and getting hitched. And not a moment too soon, since one can only assume she’s been practicing abstinence all these years. Or has she? Wonkette examines the photographic forensic evidence and attempts to answer the question: How pregnant is Jenna Bush?
Late-Night Jokes about Jenna Bush
"One of the president's daughters, the lovely Jenna Bush, is getting married. Now they're thinking, if they can just marry off Condoleezza Rice. ... Yeah, it looks pretty good that Jenna's getting married, but first the guy has to be confirmed by Congress. ... It's going to be an expensive wedding. I guess it's no surprise, the $3 billion contract went to Halliburton." --David Letterman
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Funny Pictures of the Bush Twins
Late-Night Jokes about the Bush Twins
Barbra and Jenna Bush's Stand-Up Comedy Routine
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Comments
The expression is “abstinence only education.” Since the Bush twins’ claim to education is dubious, I think that kind of puts their abstinence in doubt.