Larry Craig Jokes

"Senator Craig now says his arrest has to be overturned because under the Constitution -- and this is true -- a senator cannot be arrested on his way to or from the Capitol if they are on official business. So apparently, he was striking a blow for freedom." --Jay Leno

"Senator Larry Craig is now saying that his constitutional rights were violated when he was arrested in an airport's men's room. Craig was furious. He said, 'When I got to a men's room, I do the violating.'" --Conan O'Brien

"Larry Craig is having second thoughts about resigning, and well I would add he's having second thoughts about tapping his foot in the men's bathroom. ... No, he's changed his mind and he thinks he's going to stay in the Senate, and that occurred to him after he saw the new batch of fall pages." --David Letterman

"Senator Larry Craig announced he's now rethinking his decision to resign from the Senate. Craig says he's going talk the decision over with his wife, and the guy in stall number 3." --Conan O'Brien

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See also:
The Daily Show on Larry Craig: Trapped in the Closet
The Larry Craig Scandal in Cartoons

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