Student Tasered at John Kerry Speech
Wednesday September 19, 2007
A University of Florida student was tasered and arrested at a John Kerry event after asking too many annoying questions. Watch the video footage, plus read what the late-night comedians had to say about the incident:
"Tonight we talk about the video we've all seen, the video of the University of Florida student, Andrew Meyer, being tasered at a John Kerry speech. By the way, considered one of the most pleasant outcomes of attending a Kerry speech. Many people, from what I've seen, choose to be tasered.” –Jon Stewart
“I believe this is the first time anyone's ever been electrified at a John Kerry speech." --Jay Leno
"While the cops had him down, did you hear what he yelled to the police? He was yelling ... 'Don't tase me bro.' You know something, any time a white guy says the word 'bro,' he deserves to get tasered." --Jay Leno
"Actually, to his credit, John Kerry said he did not want the kid tasered. He figured if he would just keep talking for a few more minutes, the student would have nodded off on his own." --Jay Leno
Read more late-night jokes...
See also:
Taser Tagged (The Daily Show)
Tasered Student Had History of Practical Jokes (Chicago Tribune)
Andrew Meyer, Free Speech and the Joy of Tasers (Washington Post)
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"Tonight we talk about the video we've all seen, the video of the University of Florida student, Andrew Meyer, being tasered at a John Kerry speech. By the way, considered one of the most pleasant outcomes of attending a Kerry speech. Many people, from what I've seen, choose to be tasered.” –Jon Stewart
“I believe this is the first time anyone's ever been electrified at a John Kerry speech." --Jay Leno
"While the cops had him down, did you hear what he yelled to the police? He was yelling ... 'Don't tase me bro.' You know something, any time a white guy says the word 'bro,' he deserves to get tasered." --Jay Leno
"Actually, to his credit, John Kerry said he did not want the kid tasered. He figured if he would just keep talking for a few more minutes, the student would have nodded off on his own." --Jay Leno
Read more late-night jokes...
See also:
Taser Tagged (The Daily Show)
Tasered Student Had History of Practical Jokes (Chicago Tribune)
Andrew Meyer, Free Speech and the Joy of Tasers (Washington Post)
• Related: John Kerry Jokes | Funny Videos | Daily Show Clips



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