Al Gore's Nobel Peace Prize

A roundup of late-night jokes about Al Gore and his Nobel Peace Prize:

"Al Gore won the Nobel prize. Or, as President Bush announced it, 'Sweden is with the terrorists.' No, the president did not say that. What he said was, 'The Nobel Prize is just a theory. It needs more study.'" --Bill Maher

"Al Gore has won an Academy award. He's won an Emmy award. And now, he's won the Nobel prize. But what he really wants is the Latin Grammy." --David Letterman

"A White House spokesman said President Bush is very happy Al Gore won. Not Dick Cheney. Oh, no. Dick Cheney said today now he wants to bomb Norway." --Jay Leno

"Al Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize for his work with the environment. Then, in a stunning reversal, the Supreme Court awarded it to George Bush." --Amy Poehler

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From David Letterman's "Top Ten Messages on Al Gore's Answering Machine":

6. This is Hillary. If you run for president, I'll snap your neck.
4. Ann Coulter here. Any way we can blame global warming on the Jews?
2. This is Jimmy Carter. Want to use our medals to score some babes?
1. It's Cheney. Watch your back, Jack

See also:
The Wit and Wisdom of Al Gore
The Daily Show: Gore and Peace
Al Gore's Nobel Prize in Cartoons
Colbert Report: Enviro-Medal Disaster
Borowitz Report: Supreme Court Gives Gore's Nobel to Bush

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