Political Insult Generators
Wednesday October 31, 2007
Democrats: Are you fed up with right-wing nutjobs? Now you can hurl imaginative insults at all those fanatical, unmedicated, warmongering, FOX News-worshipping, Constitution-trampling morons with the help of the Conservative Insult Generator.
Republicans: Had it with loony liberals? Put those godless, spineless, sushi-eating, America-blaming, terrorist-coddling, Hollywood-humping defeatocrats in their place with the Liberal Insult Generator.
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Republicans: Had it with loony liberals? Put those godless, spineless, sushi-eating, America-blaming, terrorist-coddling, Hollywood-humping defeatocrats in their place with the Liberal Insult Generator.
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Comments
Here are a few that it spit out:
Sexually repressed, male-page-seducing hypocrites
delusional FOX News-humping McCarthyites
Deranged gas-guzzling draft dodgers
LOL!
This stuff is gold:
angry cut-and-running dummocrats
sanctimonious stem-cell-sucking pantywaists
morally superior flag-burning moonbats
irrational troop-slandering whiners
confused tax-hiking flip-floppers
naive MoveOn.org-genuflecting democrazies
Couldn’t have said it any better myself!
Oh, it’s addictive, I’m tellin’ you!
unhinged stem-cell-sucking crybabies
confused America-blaming bleeding hearts
deranged liberal-media-parroting flakes
sanctimonious bathroom-sex-seeking hypocrites
delusional hate-spewing theocrats
fanatical civil-liberty-seizing troglodytes
intolerant NRA-genuflecting totalitarians
maniacal global-warming-denying douche bags
bloodthirsty warmongering zealots
bedwetting Big Brother-worshipping Neanderthals
erectile-dysfunctional bathroom sex-seeking hypocrites
authoritarian deficit-expanding wackjobs
apocalyptic gun-fondling morons
bedwetting FOX News-humping bloviators
delusional torture-sanctioning draft dodgers
It’s just like watching FOX News!
perfect joke for newspapers,
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