John McCain: "In case you missed it, a few days ago Senator Clinton tried to spend $1 million on the Woodstock Concert Museum. Now, ladies and gentlemen, I wasn't there. I'm sure it was a cultural and pharmaceutical event. I was tied up at the time." --referring to the years he spent as a P.O.W.
Mike Huckabee: "I'm from Hope, Arkansas, you may have heard of it. All I'm asking is, give us one more chance."
Hillary Clinton: "Well, that hurts my feelings." --on why voters like Barack Obama better
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