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Are You a Red-Blooded Republican or True-Blue Democrat?

Monday February 18, 2008
Take the Republican Loyalty Quiz or the Democratic Loyalty Quiz and we'll gauge where you fit on the political spectrum.

See also:
Obama Loyalty Quiz
McCain Loyalty Quiz
Liberal Identity Quiz
Conservative Identity Quiz
More Political Quizzes

Comments

May 17, 2006 at 3:18 pm
(1) emma says:

Nice quiz. This was my score for Democratic loyalty:

Your score is 9 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a pure, unabashed, die-hard Democratic loyalist. You are appalled by the way Republicans are turning America into a theocratic, corpo-fascist police state, and you’d gladly walk through a furnace in a gasoline suit to elect a Democratic president. In your view, there is no higher form of patriotism than defending America against the Republican Party and every intolerant, puritanical, imperialistic, greed-mongering, Constitution-shredding ideal for which it stands.

November 1, 2006 at 12:49 pm
(2) Bubba Jones says:

to be a democrate is to be a complete and total moron!

November 1, 2006 at 5:04 pm
(3) Jack says:

and if you can’t spell, I guess that makes you a Republican.

February 1, 2008 at 12:44 pm
(4) Harry says:

Where do Libertarians fit in your scheme?

February 1, 2008 at 1:26 pm
(5) Eric says:

LOL. Here’s how I rated for Republican Loyalty…

Your score is 10 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a pure, unabashed, die-hard Republican loyalist You remain fiercely dedicated to fighting the twin evils of terrorism and liberalism, and you’d walk across a field of land mines if it meant casting a deciding vote for a Republican president. In your view, there is no higher form of patriotism than defending America against the Democratic Party and every elitist, French-loving, religion-mocking, America-hating, terrorist-appeasing ideal for which it stands.

Sounds pretty accurate to me!

February 9, 2008 at 3:42 am
(6) Robert says:

Can’t argue with this:

Your score is 6 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a moderate Republican. You agree with Republicans more often than not, but have misgivings about some of their hard-line positions, as well as the direction they are leading the country. You remain supportive for now, but if Republicans keep lurching to the right and taking their cues from religious fanatics and belligerent neocons, you may decide to jump off that crazy train.

February 12, 2008 at 1:02 pm
(7) Bob says:

I took the bush loyalty quiz and got this –

Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been an utterly incompetent, miserable failure of a president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him impeached and run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs.

Funny quiz!

February 13, 2008 at 1:06 am
(8) Mary says:

I loved the bumper stickers

At Least In Vietnam, Bush Had An Exit Strategy
May the Fetus You Save Be Gay
Ted Kennedy’s Car Has Killed More People Than My Gun
Nice Hummer. Sorry About Your Penis.
No Way in Hellary!
Evolution Is Just A Theory…Kind of Like Gravity

October 10, 2008 at 11:57 am
(9) saby says:

This was my results on the quiz and I am proud of them. I have proudly served my country for the last eight years and will continue to do so. My son is not far behind me because he also believes in his country and is willing to fright for it.

Your score is 9 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a pure, unabashed, die-hard Republican loyalist You remain fiercely dedicated to fighting the twin evils of terrorism and liberalism, and you’d walk across a field of land mines if it meant casting a deciding vote for a Republican president. In your view, there is no higher form of patriotism than defending America against the Democratic Party and every elitist, French-loving, religion-mocking, America-hating, terrorist-appeasing ideal for which it stands.

November 25, 2008 at 8:54 pm
(10) Ty says:

Well, I scored a 3 on one and 4 on the other… That’s about right considering I’m Libertarian.

Oh, and I like your point Jack lol :) .

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