"Jenna Bush is getting married over the weekend. But she did not sign a prenup. Apparently, the family doesn’t believe in exit strategies." --Craig Ferguson"I thought this was nice. For their wedding night, President Bush is loaning the groom his 'Mission Accomplished' banner." --David Letterman
"Jenna Bush is getting married this weekend at her father's place in Crawford, Texas. And this is no surprise: the $2 billion ice sculpture contract went to Halliburton." --David Letterman
"Best wishes to President Bush's daughter, Jenna. She's getting married this weekend. I understand both John McCain and Dick Cheney will attend. That way they'll have something old and something blue." --Jay Leno
"Here's an interesting fact about the wedding a lot of people didn't know. Since her father's approval rating is only 29 percent, she's asked John McCain to give her away." –Jay Leno
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See also:
Funny Jenna Bush Pictures
The Daily Show on Jenna Bush's Wedding (Comedy Central)
Jenna Bush's Fairytale Wedding in Pictures (23/6)
Jenna Bush Married by An Obama Backer (NY Times)
Stephen Colbert on Jenna Bush's Wedding (Comedy Central)
George W. Bush to Gain Son, Jenna Bush to Lose Her Virginity (23/6)
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Comments
Her father may be a douche bag, but she does make a lovely bride.
Great, just what the world needs, more Bushes getting married and procreating.
It was heartwarming to see two young conservatives with those special religious and moral values of their social class, joined in holy matrimony. I’m sure both of them, having practiced abstinance all their lives, when both virgins.
And we thought we were talking safari here! But she made a beautiful bride!