John McCain Pledges to Veto Beer

John McCain truly is the heir apparent to George W. Bush.

While railing against excessive congressional earmarks, McCain declared, "I will veto every single beer." (Watch video clip)

This no doubt will come as sobering news to his wife, the beer heiress.

And yesterday, in explaining how he's conducting his search for vice president, MCain said, "Well, basically, it's a Google," adding that it's remarkable what you can find out on the Internet. (Watch video clip)

"A Google" is not to be confused with "the Google," which is President Bush's preferred search engine.

Read more McCainisms, plus check out more embarrassing moments from the 2008 campaign trail.

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