"In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem."
"Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out."
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."
"The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post 'Thou shalt not steal,' 'Thou shalt not commit adultery,' and 'Thou shalt not lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment."
Read more George Carlin quotes…
George Carlin Videos
George Carlin on the American Dream (YouTube)
George Carlin on Voting (YouTube)
George Carlin Talks Politics with Keith Olbermann (YouTube)
George Carlin on The Daily Show (Comedy Central)
George Carlin's SNL Monologue (NBC)
Video Highlights from Carlin's Career (Huffington Post)
Remembering George Carlin
George Carlin Tribute Cartoon (Cagle Cartoons)
Carlin Remembered by Jerry Seinfeld (NY Times)
George Carlin: American Radical (The Nation)
The Legacy of George Carlin (Entertainment Weekly)
George Carlin, Irreverent Stand-Up Comedian, Is Dead (NY Times)
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