A roundup of the latest political insanity:

• George Lucas says that Barack Obama would most certainly be a Jedi (hat tip to Extreme Mortman)

• Jon Stewart explains how a Terror Attack + Election = Republican Victory

• David Letterman presents the Top Ten Things Overheard on Hillary Clinton's First Day Back at Work: #7: "Should I take the Madame President nameplate off your door?"

• President Bush waves to onlookers, and no one waves back

• Scott McClellan has some ideas for book titles that Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, and Scooter Libby might consider, including "I Upped Halliburton's Income -- So Up Yours."

• San Francisco residents are seeking to name a sewage treatment plant after George W. Bush

• John McCain's 'Pork Invaders' video game looks older than John McCain

• With John McCain cracking jokes about his age, The Politico's Howard Mortman looks at the art of self-deprecating presidential humor

• Daily Kos's Cheers & Jeers salutes George W. Bush as the best president ever

• The Onion: Giuliani Spotted Sleeping On New York City Subway

• 23/6 presents The O'Reilly Factor in 1 Minute

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