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Jesse Jackson 'Nuts' About Obama

Thursday July 10, 2008
Jesse Jackson Wants to Cut Obama's Nuts Off After Jesse Jackson was caught on mic this week taking a foul-mouthed swipe at Barack Obama, the cable-news talking heads provided some unintended comedy as they squeamishly danced around the remarks.

Here's what Jackson said: "See, Barack's been talking down to black people on this faith-based...I want to cut his nuts off." (Watch video clip)

And here's how various reporters tried to characterize it:
"Cutting off his you-know-what," stammered one CNN reporter

"Manhood, er, genitals," explained another flustered reporter.

"Something that only a man would have," clarified yet another.

"Threatened to emasculate him," MSNBC's Pat Buchanan and Joe Scarborough concurred.

"The suggestion really was castration, if you will!" offered CNN's Wolf Blitzer.
Yes we will! Watch the nutty highlight reel, courtesy of 23/6.

Speaking of idiotic quotes, here's this week's runner-up:
"We have sort of become a nation of whiners." --McCain economic adviser Phil Gramm, on worries about the slumping economy, adding that the current downturn is a "mental recession"
There clearly is a mental recession in America, and exhibit A appears to be McCain's brain trust.

Related:
Embarrassing Campaign Moments
Stupid Campaign Quotes
Obama Humor Roundup

Comments

July 11, 2008 at 9:47 am
(1) mick says:

jesse jackson of course sealed his fate years ago, and has been a joke ever since “himeytown” What does Jackson do for a living, or more, for money?

July 13, 2008 at 1:25 pm
(2) John Wellington says:

Jesse Jackson is head of the RainbowPush Coalition. Only ignorant rednecks do not know this.

July 18, 2008 at 1:03 pm
(3) Lowell says:

Was that a Wellington-stammer? Regardless, you got your point across 2X with transgressions across 2E;
The Liberation Thrology some ‘minister’s focus on, has nothing in common with Christianity and therefore it makes them and their ‘flock’ nutz for each other.

As for income, I guess standing on a street corner has it’s income, not unlike being a head of an organization where your ideas can make many people nutz.

July 26, 2008 at 8:41 pm
(4) Evo says:

Jesse has really made me angry with that remark. I can’t believe he says those words that so many woman hold so dear and he gets the fame and glory for it.

Jesse .. accept my invite and meet me on the board. BTW, come check out the special pic of you on my site.

Evo

August 6, 2008 at 1:06 pm
(5) Mike says:

Essentially, Jackson’s a panhandler. He lives off of tax-deductible donations and the taxes others pay to cover the deductions.

They shot the wrong man in Memphis.

August 20, 2009 at 8:41 pm
(6) AleX says:

Jesse Jackson is head of the RainbowPush Coalition. Only ignorant rednecks do not know this.

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