Democratic Convention Schedule
Monday August 25, 2008
4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
4:05 PM – Singing of "God Damn America" led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:30 PM – Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire – Hillary Clinton
5:15 PM – John Edwards Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite from Hotel Bathroom
11:30 PM – Al Gore Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Obama via Text Message Sent by Scarlett Johansson
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Late-Night Jokes About the 2008 DNC
"The theme of the Democratic Convention is unity. Unfortunately they can't agree on how that works." --David Letterman
"Tomorrow night at the Democratic Convention to show her support for Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton is going to give a speech. Everyone's waiting to hear what she says, yeah. Hillary's speech is entitled, 'Forget All Those Things I Said During The Primaries.'" --Conan O'Brien
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See also:
Democratic Convention Cartoons
Best Obama Jokes
Balloon Drop Failure at 2004 DNC
4:05 PM – Singing of "God Damn America" led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:30 PM – Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire – Hillary Clinton
5:15 PM – John Edwards Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite from Hotel Bathroom
11:30 PM – Al Gore Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Obama via Text Message Sent by Scarlett Johansson
Read more Democratic Convention highlights…
Late-Night Jokes About the 2008 DNC
"The theme of the Democratic Convention is unity. Unfortunately they can't agree on how that works." --David Letterman
"Tomorrow night at the Democratic Convention to show her support for Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton is going to give a speech. Everyone's waiting to hear what she says, yeah. Hillary's speech is entitled, 'Forget All Those Things I Said During The Primaries.'" --Conan O'Brien
Read more jokes...
See also:
Democratic Convention Cartoons
Best Obama Jokes
Balloon Drop Failure at 2004 DNC
Comments
8:45 PM – Hillary Clinton Releases Her Delegates and Flying Monkeys
OK, this made me laugh loud enough for the whole office to hear me.
Now this I would pay to see… hahahahahahahahaha I especially love the Kwame Kilpatrick Pep rally and Clinton acceptance speech…. hilarious!!!