4:00 PM - Opening Prayers and Massages Administered by Rev. Ted Haggard7:45 PM - Invitation to "Strip Down and Get Relaxed," delivered by Mark Foley via Instant Message
8:00 PM - Lecture on the Effectiveness of Abstinence-Only Education - Sarah Palin
9:00 PM - Group Sing-Along: "Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran"
11:00 PM - John McCain Acceptance Speech and Plea to Delegates to "Get Off My Lawns"
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See also:
Democratic Convention Schedule
Sarah Palin Jokes
Funny Sarah Palin Pictures
Best McCain Jokes
Comments
I have a joke. “The Palin choice shows that McCain wants to keep a Bush in the White House.”
Oh, that’s pretty good! LOVE the convention schedule, too. So glad I can laugh about all of this.
Why die we build that fence between the U.S. and Mexico? How are we going to get into Mexico if McCain and Palin are elected? Anyone here have a friend in Mexico with a tunnel?
hey donald if there is a fecne they will still let you out
Sarah Palin is not a running mate any longer. She is now a runing mate.