The late-night comedians can't get enough of Sarah Palin:"Everybody is trying to find out more about Sarah Palin. Someone was able to hack into Sarah Palin's Yahoo! email account because she hadn't taken the proper security measures. Yeah. So, folks, it's official. No one in the Palin family uses protection." --Conan O'Brien
"Did you see the Sarah Palin interview on ABC? This state trooper from Alaska says that Palin lied in the interview. She lied on national television. I'd say someone's ready for the White House!" --Craig Ferguson
"In Alaska, a political activist is trying to get Sarah Palin to release over 1,000 e-mails that she's withholding from public records. She won't release them. Yeah. Apparently, several of the e-mails went unanswered and have the subject line 'Mom, I need to talk to you about birth control.'" --Conan O'Brien
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Palinisms
We've been chronicling Bushisms, McCainisms, and Obamaisms for some time, and now Sarah Palin is showing she can stick her foot in her mouth with the best of them. Here's our Palinism of the week:"That's exactly what we're going to do in a Palin and McCain administration." --Sarah Palin, elevating herself to the top of the ticket (Watch video clip)
And here's a bonus Palin quote from several years back, thanks to Salon.com:
"I'm the mayor, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can't.'" --Sarah Palin, as quoted by former City Council Member Nick Carney, after he raised objections about the $50,000 she spent renovating the mayor's office -- complete with flocked, red wallpaper resembling a bordello -- without approval of the city council
She's Dick Cheney in heels!
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Poll: What word or phrase best describes Sarah Palin?
1) Barracuda
2) Maverick
3) MILF
4) Pit Bull with Lipstick
5) Bush with Lipstick
6) Pathological Liar
7) Moose in Headlights
8) Dangerous Extremist
9) Sarah Quaylin
10) Caribou Barbie
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Comments
You might want to start a Bidenisms page, too. He had two instant classics lately…”Stand up Chuck!” & “Hillary would be a better choice.”
He is an accident looking for a place to happen.