Since becoming John McCain's running mate, Sarah Palin has been mocked and derided by everyone from
the late-night comedians to conservative pundits to her own mother-in-law. Read a compilation of the most devastatingly funny and damning quotes about the woman who just might become president.
1. "I can see Russia from my house!" ―Tina Fey, impersonating Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live
2. "When you think about it, Alaska is also near the North Pole, so she must also be friends with Santa." ―Jon Stewart, on claims that Alaska's proximity to Russia gives her foreign policy experience
3. "She is a diva. She takes no advice from anyone. She does not have any relationships of trust with any of us, her family or anyone else. Also, she is playing for her own future and sees herself as the next leader of the party. Remember: Divas trust only unto themselves, as they see themselves as the beginning and end of all wisdom." ―an anonymous McCain adviser complaining to CNN about Palin going off-script
4. "A whack job." ―a top McCain adviser describing Palin, one-upping the McCain adviser who called her a "diva"
5. "The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull: lipstick, Prada shoes, a Gucci handbag, and a few $3,000 suits" ―from David Letterman's "Top Ten Sarah Palin Excuses for Spending $150,000 on Clothes"
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Comments
Palin is a total embarrassment to Republicans, governors, women, and thinking people everywhere. Let’s hope this election is the last we see of her.
Hey Sarah, I can see the end of your political career from my house!
This says everything we need to know about John McCain’s judgment in picking the most unqualified person we’ve ever seen run for vice president. The exit polls and the election results will not be kind to her.