Bush Shoe Jokes

The Bush shoe jokes are flying fast and furious, and the late-night comedians haven't had this much fun since Dick Cheney shot a man in the face. Here are some of the best barbs they've thrown at Bush:

"I tell you, the economy’s rough. People are standing behind President Bush just to get the free shoes." --Jay Leno

"Today, President Bush told reporters that the shoe-throwing incident was one of the weirdest moments of his presidency. Yeah, Bush said the only thing weirder was the time he got re-elected." --Conan O'Brien

"This is the country we thought had nuclear weapons. It turns out they have a pair of size 9 Hush Puppies instead." --Jimmy Kimmel

"I don't think Bush really has dodged anything like that, well, since the Vietnam War." --David Letterman

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