The 25 Funniest Political Quotes of 2008

1. "I can see Russia from my house!" --Tina Fey, impersonating Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live

2. On undecided voters: "I look at these people and can't quite believe that they exist. Are they professional actors? I wonder. Or are they simply laymen who want a lot of attention? To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I interest you in the chicken?" she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of sh*t with bits of broken glass in it? To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked." --David Sedaris

3. "This campaign needed the common touch of a working man. After all, it began so long ago with the heralded arrival of a man known to Oprah Winfrey as 'The One.' Being a friend and colleague of Barack, I just called him 'That One.'" --John McCain, in his comedy routine at the Al Smith Dinner

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