"After going to ten inaugural balls last night and dancing more than Cloris Leachman in nine weeks of 'Dancing With the Stars,' the new president was up and in the office at 8:35 in the morning and then he was at church at 9:30. Is it a good sign that after one hour of being president, he decided the best thing he could do for the country is pray?" --Jimmy Kimmel
"During his inaugural address yesterday, President Barack Obama said, 'Millions of Americans have lost their homes and some of us who still have homes have their mother-in-laws moving in with them.'" --Jay Leno
"This morning, Barack Obama entered the Oval Office for the first time as president and he spent ten minutes alone. Yep. Shows you how things have changed. When President Bush spent ten minutes alone in the Oval Office, it was called a time-out." --Conan O'Brien
"And it was cold. It was so cold in Washington, it felt like Hillary's inauguration … It was so cold, Al Gore led a prayer for global warming. … In fact, by the end of the inauguration, everybody's face looked like Nancy Pelosi." --Jay Leno
"Barack Obama is in the latest issue of the 'Spider-Man' comics. That's when you know you're big, when you're in 'Spider-Man' comics. The story is about how Spider-Man stops bad guys from ruining Barack's inauguration. And psychologists believe this comic book was actually very handy in helping President Bush understand the transition." --Jay Leno
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More Inaugural Humor
Inauguration Cartoons (About.com)
Changefest '09: Inauguration (Daily Show)
Changefest '09: Obama's Speech (Daily Show)
Inauguration Breakdown (Colbert Report)
Getting Into the Inaugural Spirit (Dave Barry)
Obama Girl & Obama Sing A Duet (Barely Political)
Inauguration Speech Generator (Atom.com)
Mo Rocca at the Inauguration (Tonight Show)
Most Awkward Inaugural Dance Moves (HuffPost)
Levi Johnston Liveblogs Inauguration (Borowitz)
The Obamas' First Night in the White House (Cheers & Jeers)
Obama Inauguration Speech Ruined By Incessant Jackhammering (The Onion)
5 Things That Could Have Happend at the Inauguration But Didn't (23/6)
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