This joke email is currently making the rounds. While Ben & Jerry's has no actual plans for a Bush ice cream flavor, the possibilities are hilarious.
Ben & Jerry created "Yes Pecan!" ice cream flavor for Obama. They then asked people to fill in the blank for the following:
For George W., Ben & Jerry created "_________".
Here are some of their favorite responses:
- Grape Depression
- Abu Grape
- Cluster Fudge
- Nut'n Accomplished
- Iraqi Road
- Chock 'n Awe
- WireTapioca
- Impeach Cobbler
- Impeach Mint
- Heck of a Job, Brownie!
- Chunky Monkey in Chief
- George Bush Doesn't Care About Dark Chocolate
- WMDelicious
- Guantanmallow
- Neocon Politan
- RockyRoad to Fascism
- The Reese's-cession
- Cookie D'oh!
- Housing Crunch
- Nougalar Proliferation
- Death by Chocolate... and Torture
- Freedom Vanilla Ice Cream
- Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder
- "You're Shitting In My Mouth And Calling It A" Sundae
- Credit Crunch
- Mission Pecanplished
- Good Riddance You Lousy Motherf**ker... Swirl
- Country Pumpkin
- Chocolate Chimp
- Bloody Sundae
- Caramel Preemptive Stripe
- I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands...with nuts
See the proposed flavors on ice cream cartons, plus read more funny email forwards in our joke gallery.
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Goodbye Bush Jokes
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Comments
I couldn’t let the Bush Ice Cream flavors go without adding my two cents:
Water Boarder Walnuts
Fudgy F.I.S.A
Sinfully Saudi
Debacle Berry Buckle
Yummy Rummy
Taliberry
Marshmallow Missile Madness
Cajun Brownie Bungle
Wimpy French Vanilla
Shredded Constituti
Frozen Embrynot
Ha HA You Go,Edward.
How about:
“What I did kept you from getting your ass blown up in another Twin Towers, but you’re too f***ing stupid to understand that with caramel.” Ben & Jerry I think that would look great on your label. Idiots.
How about?
“Iraq had no connection to nine elevan nut job sundae”
You can cut out your mocking of George Bush now. Why don’t you find someone else to make fun of. He is no longer president, so you don’t need to keep rubbing it in. Why not leave the man alone. I swear you people are nuts.Why not make up ice cream flavors for Obama, but you better be careful what you say or people will say you are a racist.
@karla the Bush lover:
Making fun of Bush is the least we all can do for rest of our lives, for what Bush has done to this whole world in his last 8 years.
Bush was righ when he said, History will remember him differently. Thats the only part he got right.
Does it really hurt you when we make fun of bush? does it feel like we are rubbing it in? Then it should. Remeber, bush himslef sais — Iraq had no connection to nine elevan?
So how does mom’s and families of dead soldirers on both sides feel? Arent you rubbing it in on them everyday you fail to restore peace in Iraq? If your answer is No, then you have earned a right to live a sick life! If you feel protected by killing unrelated innocent people on a different land, then I must say that you have a beautiful heart . — I hope you are working out to keep it healthy.
I like the “Good Riddance You Lousy Motherf**ker… Swirl” one
jambhajuice,
If you think George Bush had that much power to cause all the problems himself that you claim he did then your an idiot. The president doesn’t have that much power unfortunantly, most of the power resides with congress and the sentate but that would take opening a book to realise because Keith Olberman won’t tell you that.
Secondly it’s going to be funny after 4-8 years of Barry and it only gets worse, Bush won’t be around to blame then so you might want to find a new scapegoat.
WOW you guys are idiots if you think that bush helped this county at all then you are even dumber the only smart people here are jambhajuice, and the people who left decent ideas.
@Chuck Rizzo
According this genius named Chuck, “the presindent does not have that much power to cause a country any damage”!! That is an awsome statement.
With that logic Obama is powerless to cause any harm as well. His signing the stimulus bill was all mistake of Congress and senate. Obama’s mistake was using a pen instead of pencil to sign it. Next 4-8 years Obama should not be blamed for any problems with this logic. Lets see if Chuck sticks to his logic or his brain explodes with logical malfunction.
According to this logic, the only mistakes made by GW Bush in 8 years are:
1. Falling off of a bicycle
2. Choking on a pretzel
3. Opening wrong door in china
4. mis-pronouncing words like nuclear and misunderestimate
etc etc.
All other mistakes were congress’s and Senate’s
Even GW bush said there was intelligence failure in Iraq, but Chuck Rizzo heard there was congress’s and senate’s combines intellience failure while Bush was scratching his bum!
Dang, you guys take politics way too seriously. I mean Bush’s last couple of years in office were bad. Whatever. No one cares this is just a list of ice cream flavor names made from bad puns. Seriously, no one cares about what you have to say and nothing any of you do is changing anything. Kay, now just laugh aloud at this list and shut up
Wow, I go to look up Ben & Jerry’s flavors list and stumble across this??? I have other options to choose from besides Ben & Jerry’s. What fools to endorse such a pathetic president as Obama has been. Never thought your product could ever leave such a bad taste in my mouth!!