10. She's pregnant again and is having John Edwards' baby9. She's "hiking the Appalachian Trail" with Mark Sanford
8. She wants to spend more time teaching abstinence to her family
7. She's joining the cast of "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!"
6. She cracked under the strain of watching Russia from her house
5. She wants to devote herself full-time to making comedians apologize for the new wave of jokes they're about to unleash on her
4. Her daughter Bristol is actually having Alex Rodriguez's baby
3. She's taking up Playboy's offer to pose nude as part of their upcoming "Governors Gone Wild" issue
2. She came to the end of the Bridge to Nowhere that is her political career
1. She didn't resign at all. It was an elaborate hoax pulled off by Tina Fey
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Palin and Rush are shacking up in West Palm Beach for a big oxycontin and meth party!!!!
I’m betting Sarah Palin either had an affair or is pretending to be Trig’s mother.
Here’s your real reason – an “iceberg scandal” about to break involving the embezzlement of funds during her tensure as mayor of Wasilla:
http://www.bradblog.com/?p=7280
Well let’s see…
She doesn’t know anything about politics;
She doesn’t know what a vice president does;
She’s dumb as a box of rocks;
She’s an embarrassment to the Republican party;
She quit her elected position.
Sounds like a perfect candidate for a job on the Fox Channel.
Apparently the Wasilla hillbillies ransacked coast to coast, from the Saks Fifth Ave in New York, to the construction sites of the Wasilla recreational complex.
Quoting Paul Begala here:
“Sarah Palin makes Mark Foley, the congressman who sent filthy emails to pages look almost normal. She makes David Vitter, the senator who was hanging out with hookers, look almost boring. She makes Larry Craig, caught hitting on a cop in a men’s room, look almost stable. She makes John Ensign, the senator who was having an affair with a staffer, look almost humdrum (and compared to the rest of the GOP whack-jobs, he is). And she makes Mark Sanford, the governor with the Latin lover, look positively predictable.”
Your kidding! This is the best you can do? Obviously not a student of the “Bill Cosby” school of humor. You snoozed during lesson #7. “It is not necessary to scrape the bottom of the cesspool, shock with vulgarity, or make personal attacks to be funny.” That follows lesson #6. “Know how to use the English language.”
I can think of nothing more helpful to the Obama administration than Sarah on the loose in the lower 48.
She doesn’t want her tenure as governor to overshadow her experience as mayor of Wasilla.
Hey Jerry Davis – You must have been asleep during lesson 6 – when they covered the difference between “your” and “you’re”.
She found Obama’s Kenyan birth certificate and is ready to assume her rightful position as VP.
To quote this dude, Leave Sarah Palin ALOOOOOOONEEE!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi7pYuQU3RE
“The Onion” headline next week:
“We Quit!”
Wasilla – After nearly a year of attempting to make fun of Gov. Sarah Palin we now realize we can’t compete. Her innate ability to become a national embarrassment is unparalleled. We salute her and wish her well in her future comedic exploits. Also.
It really was Palin who starred in Hustler’s “Nailin’ Palin“
Sarah Palin and her quitting goes to the fault of the gays. Maybe not? she would be a lame duck and she might fear the duck hunters in Alaska. She cannot watch football, in her mind, they are conspiring against her. But the good news is she may have developed a new mental disorder, The Sarah Palin, psychotic, paranoid, delusional, schizo, with a dash of being God or preaching sickness.
She’s facing imminent indictment in a scheme to sell Alaska back to Russia in exchange for a $150 million Neiman Marcus gift card
Ten MORE reasons!
(Is there a pool somewhere we can enter? I got ten bucks on Playboy’s Governors Gone Wild)
She never said she could see Russia from her house, the actual quote is that one could see Russia from Alaska. Sort of weird that her most famous quote is from SNL and Tina Fay…
You guys and your hostile humor remind me of a troubled 8th grade classmate of mine in West Virginia who use to torture cats before he hung them on a clothesline by their tails or put a firecracker up the cat’s rectum and lit it to watch the cat suffer when it blew up. That was his idea of fun like bashing an attractive woman who dares to speak out the way men and other women do only to be flayed by the sick from feminine paranoia, both men and women. It’s socilly transmitted disease that isost evident in cultures that stone women to death for sexual “misbehavior” like not covering their hair. sadly this dis-ease with all things feminine afflicts men and women. Also true is that some of us are sicker than others.aybe I should sign this with man’s ne so you cam bash the “homosexual”.
Hey George, did your educational career end in 8th grade? Oh that’s right, junior high is West Virginia’s top level of intellectual pursuit.
Thanks so much for linking my Palin limerick!
Thanks also, as always, for the laughs!
NOT FUNNY!!!!