Here's a challenge to all you would-be comedians out there: Come up with your own funny one-liner about Bill Clinton going to North Korea to pick up chicks. The late-night comedians fired off a few good jokes last night, and there are sure to be more to come.
"Today, former President Bill Clinton met with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il and convinced him to release two American journalists that have been jailed since March. Or as Clinton calls it, another Asian happy ending." --Conan O'Brien
"I have to say, it was nice to see Bill Clinton get a release he's not almost impeached for, for a change." --Jimmy Kimmel
"So that's pretty impressive. Clinton goes over there, frees the prisoners, and brings them back. I mean, that's like Rambo, you know. And by the way now -- plenty of time for the ladies to say thanks on the long plane ride home." --Jimmy Kimmel
"The two female journalists held captive in North Korea are saying they were shocked to walk into a room and see Bill Clinton there. Then they said they were even more shocked to see him wearing nothing but a towel." --Conan O'Brien
Feel free to post your own one-liners in the comments section below.
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Comments
Now who is going to rescue the two women from Bill?
Clinton, who is usually found putting women in uncomfortable situations, has today gotten some women out of one.
Excellent. He’s been needing a couple new humidors.
Two women and a release? Who else but Clinton would go to North Korea and seal the deal.
Kim Jong-Il was happy with the deal, except for the odd stain on his uniform.
What can I say, the man’s still got the mojo. Is there nothing this man can’t do?
@chirpingnoise @LisaCollierCool Didn’t see Late Nite Comics but got my wife this AM with “Bill traded in his clunker for 2….”. She’s a Hillary supporter
@chirpingnoise @LisaCollierCool What!!! Bill Clinton traded Hillary age 62 for two 31 year old women. and brought them home. http://bit.ly/4kUsYY
At Last! Bill got someone wearing ladies’ glasses and a pantsuit to do his bidding! Hi Five Kimosabe!
The two freed journalists were seen leaving Kim Jong il’s office wearing stained blue dresses.
Well, of course former President Clinton was successful. I mean, when Bill says he’ll bring the women, he’ll bring the women.
I reckon that,apart from somehow managing to organise their release,Bill was concientious enough to organise a hot jacuzzi-tub session for himself and those 2 sexy chicks,Laura and Euna,on-board his borrowed private jet.
And then I heard one of them say, “Who do we have to blow around here to get out of this lousy Korean jail?”
Let me repeat I did not have sex with these women nor did Kim Jong-Il suggest an exchange for Monica Lewinsky
If you wanted two women to be picked up who would your first choice be? Bill Clinton, of course. Another masterstroke by Obama.
What can i say? he is the bill you know, let him bill those chicks out.
I thought the guy had changed his name to Seymour Johnson.