Tom DeLay Joins Dancing With the Stars

Disgraced former GOP Majority Leader Tom DeLay is set to appear on the upcoming season of “Dancing With the Stars.”

Let the mockery commence:

"Does he know the 'Perp Walk?' —ABC News's Brian Ross

"What’s next — Newt Gingrich on 'America’s Next Top Model'"? —Politico's Andie Coller

"Tom Delay on 'Dancing With The Stars'; First Contestant With Electronic Ankle Bracelet" —Andy Borowitz

"Tom DeLay will appear on 'Dancing With the Stars.' Should do well. With all that experience tap dancing around the truth." —Will Durst

"Isn't it interesting that in our society somebody who is indicted for violating campaign finance law is now a celebrity. He ought to be running for prom queen in San Quentin or some place." --CNN's Jack Cafferty

"I am afraid when I go to sleep tonight dreams of Tom DeLay getting soaked in the Flashdance chair await me." —@pourmecoffee via Twitter

"DeLay is currently working on a plan to re-district the dance floor lines to unknowingly put the other 'Dancing with the Stars' contestants out-of-bounds." —The Hotline

"It is not known if DeLay will wear spandex and sequins." —ABC News's Brian Ross

Update: See Video of Tom DeLay Shaking His Booty on Dancing With the Stars

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