FOX News Channel's resident paranoid conspiracy theorist recently claimed on his show that he had deciphered a secret code that he said was proof President Obama was trying to create an "Oligarhy."
To prove it, he wrote it out on his trusty chalkboard: Obama + Left + Internationalist + Graft + ACORN-Style Organizations + Revolutionaries + Hidden Agendas = O-L-I-G-A-R-H. (Watch video)
He said "Y" was for asking questions, so here's one: Why do so many illiterate wingnuts suck at spelling?
Watch Keith Olbermann mock Beck's spelling fail: "Oligarhy? Did Obama steal the letter 'C'?"
Fark summed it up best: "Glenn Bek: blokhead, lod, lown, razy, retin, imbeile, knuklehead, ninompoop, psyho, shmuk"
For those of you not acquainted with Beck's brand of insanity, here's a video montage featuring 12 minutes of Full Mental Beck spewing the craziest conspiracy rants you've ever heard on television.
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