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Glenn Beck's 'Oligarhy' Spelling Misadventure

By September 2, 2009

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Glenn Beck's Oligarhy Spelling Fail It's been well established by now that Glenn Beck is insane. But it turns out he can't spell either.

FOX News Channel's resident paranoid conspiracy theorist recently claimed on his show that he had deciphered a secret code that he said was proof President Obama was trying to create an "Oligarhy."

To prove it, he wrote it out on his trusty chalkboard: Obama + Left + Internationalist + Graft + ACORN-Style Organizations + Revolutionaries + Hidden Agendas = O-L-I-G-A-R-H. (Watch video)

He said "Y" was for asking questions, so here's one: Why do so many illiterate wingnuts suck at spelling?

Glenn Beck's Straitjacket Watch Keith Olbermann mock Beck's spelling fail: "Oligarhy? Did Obama steal the letter 'C'?"

Fark summed it up best: "Glenn Bek: blokhead, lod, lown, razy, retin, imbeile, knuklehead, ninompoop, psyho, shmuk"

For those of you not acquainted with Beck's brand of insanity, here's a video montage featuring 12 minutes of Full Mental Beck spewing the craziest conspiracy rants you've ever heard on television.

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Comments

September 9, 2009 at 5:04 pm
(1) brent says:

oh no!! the man misspelled somethin! lets take him off the air and maybe kick him outta the country since he’s so insane! haha liberals are makin me laugh more and more each day! it puts a smile on my face to see liberals acting so harsh toward fox news. and the only people smiling are the conservatives! :)

September 9, 2009 at 5:14 pm
(2) brent roedell says:
December 29, 2009 at 3:36 pm
(3) Nick says:

You people are the biggest idiots in the history of humanity.You are pinheaded liberals who are no nothing idiots. YOU NEEDED TO WATCH THE SECOND EPISODE DUH

February 16, 2010 at 6:08 pm
(4) Evan says:

The right is so devoid of truth. Surviving on hate and fear with a health dose of lies on top. No wonder they are so angry. They carry water for the corporate paymasters that control BOTH parties. The fact that the can use the word corruption and not see how they voted and supported the ultimate corruptors is beyond me. Though now most say they never supported Bush because he was too moderate.

February 16, 2010 at 6:10 pm
(5) Evan says:

I apologize that my “y” key is messed up, you can figure it out.

March 3, 2010 at 10:05 am
(6) rnw159 says:

The conservatives commenting here are complete idiots. I’m sorry but its true. Do you actually think that if you take a bunch of fake ideas about obama, scramble them to spell a word made of those fake letters, and then especially spell it wrong, you can uncover secret agendas?
About half of americans are stupid, next time you watch the show do a few things. 1 Watch it without drinking. 2 Listen to his words and think “wait a minute…does that even make sense?”. 3 He says to ask questions and think for yourself, thats fine, then think for yourself! Don’t let him tell you what to think, read a newspaper! Fox is extremely biased so try to avoid it.

April 17, 2010 at 8:48 pm
(7) Concerned says:

This guy is such a moron. Glen, stop saying you speak for the American people. I am very patriotic and you do NOT speak for me. You speak for the angy, the ignorant, and the gullible. THANKS OBAMA FOR LOWERING TAXES FOR 95% OF AMERICANS THIS YEAR!

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